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Bogdan-Andrei Doroftei is a Romanian rugby union football player. He plays as a lock for professional SuperLiga club Steaua București.
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The Santa Ana–Huntington Beach Line is a former Pacific Electric interurban railway line in Orange County, California. A single car provided a suburban service between Huntington Beach and the sugar refineries in La Bolsa.
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