{"type":"general","setup":"What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?","punchline":"200 Dollars.","id":149}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a thieving alligator?","punchline":"A crookodile!","id":451}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?","punchline":"It reads \"Small medium at large.\"","id":97}
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