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\"Quicksand\" is the thirteenth single by Dutch singer Caro Emerald. \nIt was released as a Digital download on April 24, 2015, in the Netherlands as the planned lead single from her third studio album. It was added to the 'B' list on BBC Radio Two. The song eventually didn't end up on any album.

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